Kinky Cleveland

Well, not like it left town or anything. It’s just back, and right when we needed it.  Our friends over at Eros are once again opening the big dungeon door for the curious and kinky.

January 23rd is Love and Bondage – The Winter Edition.

Start the countdown now! You officially have 3 weeks to plan and primp for the next Love and Bondage.  Admittedly, I had advance notice of the date, but there is a big sucking sound coming from where I last left my blogging skills.

I swear my New Year’s resolution is to blog more for you greedy pervs.

• So, how does this go?
• What’s a Love and Bondage?
• Who are you people?
• Is this safe?
• Can I touch myself now?

First things first – of course you can start touching yourself now. However, you may be chaffed by January 23rd. If that’s your thing, we like you.

Think of Love and Bondage as kinky training wheels.  With professionals (a.k.a. dominatrices) on staff to monitor the dungeon play, and providing demonstrations, a night at Love and Bondage can be quite a learning experience.

For the experienced players, Love and Bondage is a chance to meet new people, tie them up,  and flog them.

It’s held at Eros, which is our favorite adult, members-only, couples preferred, single ladies welcome type club in Cleveland.  Check out their website, or give them a call for information on attending the party. Discount room rates are available for out-of-towners (and all-nighters!),  again contact Eros for more information 216-280-2885.

Now on to the most important – Is it safe? Yes. It is as safe as you are.

The location is convenient, yet very private.  No one from work is going to stumble upon you at this event – unless they specifically signed up and paid to get in.  In which case you have something in common!

There are at least four sets of eyes watching each room of the club during the party. The crowd is monitored for unsafe play, rude behavior, and over-intoxication. Yes, alcohol is permitted at these parties, AND SO IS PENETRATION! (yeah, best party ever)

We’ll see you there.  We’ll be the shiny people enveloping swingers.

Ok, I’ll admit to everything right now. I lost the password to the kinkycleveland website. I had to rebuild the site, and I’ll restore the old posts in the next couple days. All the while, we’ll be getting ready for the Fetish Playland Annual Halloween Fetish  Ball, or whatever I need to call it for search engine rankings.  Busy busy… Be back soon.

Like most people behind the lense, I took photography classes in high school.  I studied basic principles for all of 3 days, then I was let loose on a high school full of girls… with a camera.

I still have self-developed B&W negatives labeled  “7th period gym”, “Smokin’ in the girl’s room”, and “Corrine in handcuffs”.

I’ve since managed to maintain a status somewhere between hobbyist and grandma with a polaroid. However I have also been consuming a steady diet of fetish photography for over 15 years. I’ve held subscriptions to Skin Two, Marquis, and Secret, and I’ve been a big fan of [alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.fetish.latex] for 10+ years. Current stand-out favorites are  Bob Coulter (CrazyBabe) and Christine Kessler (myfetishdiary).

Needless to say I was very pleased when asked to shoot photos for a local girl who’s looking to become a Suicide Girl.  On a (poorly planned, on my part)weeknight get-together, our good friend Amanda wanted to get in front of the lense. I was too embarrassed to tell her I wasn’t prepared, so we went gonzo with a Kodak EasyShare.

I’ve looked at these photos over and over, and I’ve decided want a reshoot! Although I do like a few of them, I could have done much better with the sets, and lighting.  Next shoot will have lights, and a DSLR!

These are a couple shots from my first public ode to @steeneeweenee, and Mr. CrazyBabe himself  – and of course Amanda.   It was our first time together (with a camera between us). We’ll be at it again soon!

Fucking “publish” button. Apparently, I can’t WordPress for shit after a few drinks. I meant to post this several days ago. Sorry for the late notice!

Here it is! The summer event for curious Clevelanders to come see what the swinger crowd looks like! 

This event is being hosted by Eros on the roof top of the Velvet Dog in the warehouse district.

The meet-n-greet is free to attend, so there’s no reason not to wander in and see what this ’swinger’ thing is all about.  You can even pretend you didn’t know it was a swinger meet-n-greet!

The Velvet Dog roof top patio (if you haven’t already been there) looks like something out of  South Beach, and when we have good weather it’s one of the classiest places to party in Cleveland.

The meet-n-greet has a bad weather plan to open up the private bar downstairs, so you really don’t have any excuse not to come check it out  July18th at 9pm.

But wait, there’s more…

This is one of the most amazing outdoor patio’s you’ll ever see! There is no cost to attend the meet-n-greet + we’ll be giving away free memberships to those who attend! Look for any of the Rock City Kitties to find the group!

At Midnight, they open the doors to Club Eros and invite you back for the hottest and sexiest after-party you’ve ever attended. Not sure when we’ll close the doors, I think we’ll just let you party til you drop! Great party and hot people all for just $10 per person (single men slightly higher).

Sexy/Chic club attire is required at both places so please dress to impress!

***If you are new to Club Eros, you must either register on the website at http://cluberos.us or attend the meet-n-greet and get a pass to attend the after-party***

Drink specials and nail technicians… Ok, how does this qualify for kinky?

Did I mention pedicures?

You piece it together.

If you can’t conjure up some good imagery, you probably don’t belong there. But for the casual Cleveland fetishist, Thursday nights at Mercury Lounge could hold a great deal of promise.

If you are conjuring up imagery of licking toes on all fours in public, you probably don’t belong there either.

$4 martinis, and FREE manicures start up for happy hour and run to 11pm.

Yes, the manicures are FREE, but tips are ENCOURAGED.

Now every self-respecting mani/pedi patron knows what’s its worth to be pampered- and they tip accordingly. So, it’s kinda free, but well worth a ten spot in the tip jar.

Here’s where the fun part comes in!

Guys - always searching for new pickup lines?  Ever offered to buy a girl a pedicure? Never thought of it? That’s ok, now you have.

Ok  sport, go for broke. Get her a Mani/Pedi and Peartini.  You just dropped $14, pal. Now go over there and chat her up for the duration of her after-work pamper session.

Girls, you know how to take care of the people taking care of you. Make sure your man, suitor, boy, whatever tips them well! (hehe)

Cheers to Mercury for a unique girls night out in Cleveland. Now stop staring at our hands.

Love and Bondage Summer 2009

I’m putting my last bit of energy into adding this post. We spent a glorious 36 hours this weekend on our favorite subject, the latex vac bed.  Well, it was really like 6 hours of getting ready, 6 hours at Love & Bondage, 4 hours of laughing manically about the fun we had, 6 hours of sleep, and 12 hours of piecing together the night’s events (and fucking each other’s brains out).

Love and Bondage (from now forth shall, and evermore, be referred to as; LnB) had over 200  guests.  It was easily the biggest (and funnest) group we ever had the pleasure of mingling with. We met so many cool people, and had TOO much fun with our hot kinky friends.

We don’t claim to have a full, or correct timeline of the events, but I know we got there just before 9. The club side was hopping by the time we arrived in street clothes, so we started with commandeering one of the private rooms to turn it into a latex/rubber/pvc dressing room.

Before my wife (from now forth shall, and evermore, be referred to as;  H) even got her corset on, there were 5 of our friends in the room getting dressed with us.  Lisa, Amanda, Meg and J, and Ms. Meg on speakerphone.

Hi, Ms. Meg! Here’s the pictures I promised!

Lot’sa “Megs” Lot’sa “Js” – You’ll get it later.

The dungeon opened at 10, so we actually had some time to go outside on the new deck and cool off.  We squeezed past countless other couples in the hallways to find a spot with chairs and breeze (thank gawd). The place was packed and people were already asking to be the first one in the bed.

We had one return victim visitor from a previous LnB, but every other participant was a vac bed virgin…. and they are delightful.

The best ones are the girls who exclaim “I could never get in one of those!” from the peanut gallery.  Then they watch us lube up the victim subject.  Then they touch it.  Then they can’t stop touching it. The next thing you know were helping them remove jewelry and clothing!  Everyone looked so awesome in the bed. So many people were nervous before getting in, and completely disappointed that they had to get out when the session was over.

We loosely estimate we had 10 people in last night.  If you know the real count, please let us know! We remember a few names, but I personally only have a clear recall of all the fantastic tits I got to fondle and massage.

Somebody’s got to do it.

I know there were six pairs of those, for sure. I think I missed a session or two tho, for runs back to bar for drinks and ice for sensory play, and other obligatory stops along the way. I got invited to a couple scenes in progress around the dungeon, so there may have been several that I missed.

Seriously, can you picture the menagerie of 5 different scenes going on and 70 or so people watching? I love that dungeon!

I was sad that I didn’t get to play out one scene I had planned. We simply ran out of time. It was 3am before we knew it. We had seen and talked to dozens of people and it all went so FAST.

That’s me with @PredatoryKat at the end of the night, she always cheers me up!

I even had my model prepped and ready, but I stopped to chat with someone and lost track of her. By the time I found her, the dungeon was closing for the night and she was fuck-racing her hubby in the VIP against another HOT couple.  That may have actually been a better show than the scene I had planned.

We didn’t get to spend as much time with everyone, as we would have liked. We love these parties, but they are so busy.  Please get in touch with us if we didn’t exchange info at the party!

If I manage to get any more pictures from our friends, I will be sure to post them. We tried to TwitPic, but they got deleted by the time I got back to the keyboard.  For now, I’m hitting the sack. I’m sore in all the right places, and looking forward to connecting with all the new friends we made.

Is anyone up for a fetish ball or another dungeon party?